Posts tagged with "Anonymous"

  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • i actually don’t want to share this in the interest of keeping my friends personal stories just that, personal.  I can say that i always feel honored when hard to crack people share something very vulnerable.  i wish i could do the same.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • he was and is the coolest cat i’ve ever known. nuff said. doesn’t count as an ex best friend because we are friends again, just not close like we were, were carbon copy twins of each-other, we acted like meth-heads in search of all the hits.

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

actually one of the only girls i ever liked turned me down, i wasn’t sure how to react. It was one of the most sobering experiences of my life.  It’s not like i was trying to just fuck her i wanted to date her and she just wasn’t about it, and it sucked because i couldn’t understand.  Sometimes i still don’t understand. I used to blame myself for these sorts of things, like i could never be good enough, but i’ve learning that its just not the case. that these sorts of things for once are not infact my fault. so yes it happens, to all of us, but realistically they way i look at it now is that people who choose not to take that road are either on a different road or blind deaf and dumb (metaphorically of course.)

  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • we threw a water bubbler (like the poland springs bottle for the bubbler) down the steps and hit someone int the face when it bounced. It was mostly full. And we got away with it.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • one time a kid was harassing me at lunch and was throwing pees at me so i picked up my lunch and slamed the tray as hard as i could into his nose.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • i’m terrified of oceans and lakes and water that is murky, i cant swim, i also don’t like many bugs.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • (i’ll assume this is just about sex and not what makes my head spin) dirty talk, strong tough women, fight sex, choking, being forced to eat out (like you can call it forced ahah), girls that are as rowdy as me in bed. Intelligence and intelligent conversation, proper use of subtle and blunt  metaphors. lingerie thigh highs, perfect bums, cute undies, angry, not afraid to pull first moves, doesn’t care about gender rolls, can throw  a punch, lets me be me.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • stupidity without want of knowledge or kindness in its place, gender rolls, sexism, girls that think they know what i want, people that try to rationalize me, girls with no guts or glory, and women that don’t wanna fuck as often as i do and or don’t like sex in the way that i do. easily offended women. and a lot more i’m sure.

… i don’t measure it, i don’t care about it. you must be a new follower because all these assholes talk about is my giant cock. Which kind of annoys me. And you’d have to have better grammar to blow me. Otherwise i’d donkey punch you.

2: Talk about your first kiss.

I was real young and i don’t really remember it to well, it was not special or awesome, it was kind of forced upon me and i was not about it.

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity. 

my teetering sanity.

I’m not sure if this is talking about physical or verbal fight. so i’m going with the former.  I was talking shit to this kid because he was hitting on my girlfriend, and it escalated and he hit me in the nose, so i broke a bottle over his head and kicked him into the ground, and then i got deported from canada.

  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.
  • 90% of my dreams are bad dreams, i have a sleeping disorder. I usually don’t remember much of them, the worst ones i can tell you are always the ones where i repeat the same thing over and over and over again and it drives me nuts.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • So this girl, who was older than me, i was 17 i think (oh how embarrassing) and she was all like wanna bang and i was like… YES. So she blew me in her college dorm common room. and it was alright. Even though i didn’t cum the first time i fucked.  She also taught me how to eat pussy, which is now my favorite thing ever. And then i became a nymphomaniac and here i am.

on what skype? i can do that.


how about you get me a date with kaya scodelario.

because it’s not very interesting to me. it’s not very practical to me either. And I’d much rather get my conches punched, my philtrum scalpaled, my tongue split and get tattooed than do that.

it’s not out of the question, but it’s at the bottom of the list.